(203): My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I’m staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i feel ya, ophelia
December 2010
Reblog if your Filipino parents made you do "beautiful eyes" ANNNNNNNND "Close-open" when you were little.
(via ohsnapitsweigela, ohmygerrika)
for the longest time i thought it was a thing only my family did.. until i saw and heard other families do it too. “klos.. opin… klos…. opin! now beautipul eyes, show tita ur beautipul eyes”
that awkward moment when you accidentally touch someones boob.
“accidentally” … ;) ;) LOL im so creepy
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Listen
Mash It Up 2K10 by Crevo
A mash up of some of the top songs in 2010
Usher - OMG
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love
Ke$ha - Blah Blah Blah
Jay Sean -2012
Katy Perry - California Gurls
Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
Rihanna - Only Girl
Far East Movement - Like A G6
Taio Cruz - Dynamite
Black Eyed Peas - Rock Your Body
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
Young Money - Bed Rock
Black Eyed Peas - The Time (The Dirty Bit)
Lady Gaga - Alejandro
Eminem f. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
Flo Rida - Club Can’t Handle Me
Justin Bieber - Baby
Drake - Find Your Love
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug
Nicki Minaj - Your Love
B.O.B - Airplanes
HOLY, WHERE CAN I BUY
Piggy bank.
1 please.
now i know what i want for christmas next year
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all , at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. and once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick…..i guess its kinda politically correct…
not politically correct, more like ‘biologically or anatomically correct’. i guess it also explains why guys have nipples too, cause they have no use for them :P
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
Mele Kalikimaka, tumblronians!
Three girls sat at a bar. One says "I've had sex so many times I can fit my whole fist up there", the other says "I've had sex so many times I can fit two fists up there". The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool.
oryt:
oh my god
LOL!
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